About Us

This Game Sucks is a consortium of one, dedicated to playing the worst games available and letting you know about them. The only guarantees are no punches pulled, no ignorance forgiven, and no feelings (or idols) spared.

I always buy a new retail copy to review. No used, no rentals, and no loaners. If I’m going to lambaste some moldy flap of snail sputum, the poor bastards who made the thing ought to at least profit from it.

Reviewing a movie tie-in for the purpose of skewering it to the carpet would be like shooting ducks in a bowling alley. Not very sporting, and a waste of time, really, when you consider all the genuinely earnest garbage that’s pumped out every year. So there won’t be any movie tie-ins, unless one distinguishes itself by not being completely worthless, or unless I simply feel like doing one anyway.

I could give less than a shit about multiplayer games. In fact, I’ll go ahead and get all the reviews for every multiplayer game you’ve ever played out of the way right now; sixteen assholes camp on the same map every night for four years while gleefully teabagging each other and making random sexual comments about mothers, all the while failing to grasp the most elusive mother of all, irony. Yes, you’re all still douchebags in the real world. Pull up your pants.